International Joke Day - 1st July
Jokes to make you smile
I asked a flight attendant to change my seat because of a crying baby next to me.
It turns out you can’t do that if the baby is yours.
I threw my phone from the roof, and it broke.
I guess airplane mode wasn’t working.
What do airplane builders say about their job?
“It’s riveting.”
What do you call an airplane that flies backward?
A receding airline.
A man walks up to the counter at the airport
“Can I help you?” asks the agent. “I want a roundtrip ticket,” says the man. “Where to?” asks the agent. “Right back to here,” he replies.
Did you hear about the young pilot who flew through a rainbow during his pilot’s exam?
He passed with flying colours.
What do you think about the new plane I bought yesterday?
It's a shame I couldn't keep the hangar.
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport?
When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carrion.
The movie I was watching was so bad that I had to walk out. Unfortunately, the Flight Attendant told me that she can’t open the doors mid- flight.
And finally !! (If you made it so far)
A plane is full of a group of avid Facebook users, and suddenly a man starts having a heart attack. One of the Flight Attendants notices and quickly shouts: “We’re having an emergency! Is anyone on this plane a doctor?”. Immediately, five people stand up and all say, “I’m not a doctor, but…”