Pirate Day Jokes
Some pirate funnies to brighten your day (maybe).
Q: Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?
A: Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.
Q: Why is pirating so addictive?
A: They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!
Q: How do pirates know that they are pirates?
A: They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!
Q: Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
A: Because they can spend years at C.
Q: How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook?
A: An arm and a leg.
Q: Where can ye find a pirate who has lost his wooden legs?
A: Right where ye left him.
Q: How do pirates prefer to communicate?
A: Aye to aye!
Q: How do ye make a pirate angry?
A: Take away the “p.” (think about it).
Q: What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?
A: I, I, R, and the seven C’s!
Q: What is a pirates favourite letter of the alphabet?
A: P, because it is like an Arrrr but missing a leg.
And finally (if you have got this far !!)
A Pirate goes into a bar looking a bit ragged after many days at sea and orders a shot of rum. The barman noticed his peg leg as he walked in and asks “Matey, what happened to your leg” “Arrr, Me leg was shot off with a canonball so now I got me a peg leg” the pirate replies. “Oooh thats terrible” the barman remarks also noticing the pirates hook hand and asks “And what about your hand, cannonball too?” “Aye, also shot off with a cannonball so now I've got a hook for a hand” the pirate replies. The barman then asks “And what about your eyepatch, couldn't have been a cannonball again surely?” The pirate replies “Arrr no, an albatross pooped right in my eye” Looking bewildered the barman says “Well surely the albatross poop didn't take out your eyeball?” to which the pirate then replies “Arrr no, but it was the first day with me hook” !!